what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
Timmy on the mound yesterday
*Photo: Tony Gutierrez
“I’m OK with throwing any pitch in any count. I’m not really worried about what (Friday’s catcher Hector) Sanchez is going to put down. I believe I can throw strikes in any count. That’s the difference with my outings the last few years. (Now) I’m getting in a 2-0 count or 1-0 count and still making good pitches to get out of the jams…”It’s easy for me to mentally put a foundation under me that I did the work, put in the time that I needed to in the offseason, which leaves me in a better mental state when I go out there, not wondering if it is a mechanical issue, and if it is a mechanical issue, I could fix it quickly because I did the work.” -Tim Lincecum
Photo: Tony Gutierrez
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
fluffy milk horse
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
Nightmare Before Christmas: How they died
To explain this, we just put this on a while ago and I couldn’t help but realize that everyone in Halloween Town is either dead, or something that never was alive (save probably the werewolf, witchs, and lake monster.) So I got to thinking, “How did they die?” And I realized there are small little hints in everything.
Click below to read my logic in their deaths.