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aerienette:

☽◯☾

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

hiccupinglasses:

fangirltothefullest:

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

SO CLOSE

I̦̜̘͎͙͚̕t̠̬’̳̭̲s̜̟̻̩̕ ̴c̷͈̮̟̳o̖̲͔m̤i̵͍͙̰͎͈ͅn̝̯̲̱̤͙̩g̡̳̱̫̪.͈

alltheworldsastage16:

thecutestofthecute:

Mud + Pup = True happiness.

hailtoyourmajesty

were getting one before we move out this month

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

throwtheknuckleball:

The umpire makes quite the safe call.
Gif thanks to u/christianpowell416 on reddit.

throwtheknuckleball:

The umpire makes quite the safe call.

Gif thanks to u/christianpowell416 on reddit.

ryan-the-riot:

Hey! Did you know Mo’ne Davis is the first little leaguer to ever get on the front of Sports Illustrated? 

ryan-the-riot:

Hey! Did you know Mo’ne Davis is the first little leaguer to ever get on the front of Sports Illustrated? 

jcatgrl:

jcatgrl:

when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’

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friend, i like the way you think.