The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.
Mud + Pup = True happiness.
were getting one before we move out this month
Face Swap Of The Week: Up.
Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
The umpire makes quite the safe call.
Gif thanks to u/christianpowell416 on reddit.
Hey! Did you know Mo’ne Davis is the first little leaguer to ever get on the front of Sports Illustrated?
when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’
friend, i like the way you think.